We all take different paths on our journey through this world, yet the one constant in life is change. Some fear and loathe it, some embrace it and thrive off it.
Right before our eyes, whether we want to believe it or not, the business of making and performing our music has been experiencing it’s own massive inner devastation over the last decade or so brought on by the innovation of new (and wonderful) technologies, cash driven record companies and a media-based culture.
The models of the past are gone and do not keep bands like us alive anymore. It’s a different time now with the almighty record deal simply not being what it used to be for bands like us. This new day in the world of making music clamors for an exciting and vibrant solution. One that can offer unprecedented interaction with our supporters and that’s in line with the technology that has changed our business and made the world a smaller more connected place. The solution and support should come from those who truly appreciate the art anyway, not record labels.
Through the Boner Donor program, we are offering some new, mind blowing ways for you to be right there in the energy stream and spirit of Bonerama.
Your investment as a Boner Donor translates to a direct lifeline that will keep our music pumping. It’s the most pure and direct way to support the art that we all need in our lives. If what we do matters to any of you, we are here to tell you, you matter to us and we need you more than ever to be a part of what we are doing, now!
Through all the changes and hard times, being in Bonerama has never felt better. We have a new EP, Hard Times, coming this fall and we are set to record our first full-length studio album for release in the spring of 2010. We hope to tour all over the world in support of the new album. In order to make the new album and tour a reality, we are seeking the support of our fans to raise the funds that will help float the good ship Bonerama.
There is nothing like working on our band and bringing it to you. To see your faces from the stage brings us a joy and fulfillment that is simply amazing. Step inside with us and let’s have some serious fun together!
-Bonerama
Join The Boner Donor Krewe Today
$30 Hard Times + Hard Drive = More Music
You will be one of the first to receive the new EP, Hard Times.
You will receive a limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
$50 Signing Bonus
You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
You will receive a limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
$150 Roadie For A Day
Help the band from load-in to load-out at the show of your choice. Duties could include but are not limited to: Stocking the fridge with cold beer, assisting with hair and makeup, emptying Mark’s spit valve, etc. also includes»
$250 All Access Backstage Passes
Join the band backstage before, during, and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice. also includes»
$500 Fly On The Wall
Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD. also includes»
$1000 Boner Donor Bat Phoner
You will receive a confidential and personal phone number to the Boner Donor Bat Phone. Reach out to band members, crew members, staff or who knows who. Request songs, coordinate your outfit with Bert, or just drunk dial us, the possibilities are endless. Your access to the Boner Donor Bat Phone is 24/7. also includes»
$2500 Thankyoufalettinmebemiceelf
Bonerama will thank you by including your name in the liner notes of their new CD. You will also receive an autographed Boner Donor trombone signed by the band. also includes»
$5000 The Guest That Wouldn’t Leave
You receive two brass passes good for general admission to all Bonerama shows for life. Some restrictions may apply.
also includes»
$7500 Playin’ In The Band
You or the designated musician of your choice will get the chance to perform a song live on stage with Bonerama at the show of your choice. To prepare for your performance, you will receive a Moontoast/Skype rehearsal session. Also included is an audio and/or video recording of your performance. Some restrictions may apply. also includes»
$10,000 Gonna Have A House Party
You will receive a live Bonerama concert in your home or designated venue for you and all your friends. We’re bringing home a party when you need it the most. We’ll come to your town to help you party down. They’ll be dancin’ on the ceiling, dancin’ on the floor, people everywhere comin’ through the door, cause they know there’s a party goin’ on. Date of show to be based upon Bonerama’s availability and tour schedule. Continental US only, some restrictions apply. also includes»
$15,000 They All Ask’d For You
Bonerama will write a song for you, or you may collaborate with the band to compose a song. You will receive a video of the recording session, along with a hand written lyric sheet autographed by the band, suitable for framing. We own it, but you can join us on stage when we collect the Grammy. also includes»
$25,000 Big Chief / Zulu Queen
Big Chief or Zulu Queen Boner Donors will be credited as an Executive Producer in the liner notes and on the outside of the new Bonerama album to be released Spring 2010. also includes»
$50,000 Take A Vacation, Fall Out For A While…
You and a guest will spend 4 fabulous days and 3 fun-filled nights vacationing in style with the band. Suggested activities include but are not limited to: pub crawls, wine tastings and brewery tours; brothels, bingo and wet t-shirt contests; bird watching, antiquing, and Nascar; water parks, mini-golf and fudge….because what happens in Branson, stays in Branson. Continental US only, some restrictions may apply. also includes»
$100,000 I’m With The Band (limited to 6)
It doesn’t get any better than this. Short of practicing the trombone for the next 25 years, this as close as you can get to being in the band. You and a friend will travel with the band for any and all 2010 gigs anywhere in the continental US. Travel may include double occupancy 2 star hotels and motels, regular visits to Waffle House and Subway, and frequent stops at rest area bathrooms all across the country. Cause you’re with the band, dude! Some restrictions may apply. also includes»
For more information please contact us at 617-628-5600 x107 or BonerDonor@BoneramaMusic.com
If you prefer to make your donation by check, please make payable to Mule Train Productions and mail to the following address:
Mule Train Productions
C/O Highsteppin’ Productions
240A Elm Street Suite 20
Somerville MA 02144
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- Join the band backstage before, during and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD.
- Join the band backstage before, during and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- You will receive a confidential and personal phone number to the Boner Donor Bat Phone. Reach out to band members, crew members, staff, or who knows who. Request songs, coordinate your outfit with Bert, or just drunk dial us, the possibilities are endless. Your access to the Boner Donor bat Phone is 24/7.
- Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD.
- Join the band backstage before, during and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- Bonerama will thank you by including your name in the liner notes of their new CD. You will also receive an autographed Boner Donor trombone signed by the band.
- You will receive a confidential and personal phone number to the Boner Donor Bat Phone. Reach out to band members, crew members, staff, or who knows who. Request songs, coordinate your outfit with Bert, or just drunk dial us, the possibilities are endless. Your access to the Boner Donor bat Phone is 24/7.
- Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD.
- Join the band backstage before, during and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- You receive two brass passes good for general admission to all Bonerama shows for life. Some restrictions may apply.
- Bonerama will thank you by including your name in the liner notes of their new CD. You will also receive an autographed Boner Donor trombone signed by the band.
- You will receive a confidential and personal phone number to the Boner Donor Bat Phone. Reach out to band members, crew members, staff, or who knows who. Request songs, coordinate your outfit with Bert, or just drunk dial us, the possibilities are endless. Your access to the Boner Donor bat Phone is 24/7.
- Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD.
- Join the band backstage before, during and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- You or the designated musician of your choice will get the chance to perform a song live on stage with Bonerama at the show of your choice. To prepare for your performance, you will receive a Moontoast/Skype rehearsal session. Also included is an audio and/or video recording of your performance.
- You receive two brass passes good for general admission to all Bonerama shows for life. Some restrictions may apply.
- Bonerama will thank you by including your name in the liner notes of their new CD. You will also receive an autographed Boner Donor trombone signed by the band.
- You will receive a confidential and personal phone number to the Boner Donor Bat Phone. Reach out to band members, crew members, staff, or who knows who. Request songs, coordinate your outfit with Bert, or just drunk dial us, the possibilities are endless. Your access to the Boner Donor bat Phone is 24/7.
- Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD.
- Join the band backstage before, during and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- You will receive a live Bonerama concert in your home or designated venue for you and all your friends. We’re bringing home a party when you need it the most. We’ll come to your town to help you party down. They’ll be dancin’ on the ceiling, dancin’ on the floor, people everywhere comin’ through the door, because they know there’s a party goin’ on. Date of show to be based upon Bonerama’s availability and tour schedule. Continental US only, some restrictions apply.
- You or the designated musician of your choice will get the chance to perform a song live on stage with Bonerama at the show of your choice. To prepare for your performance, you will receive a Moontoast/Skype rehearsal session. Also included is an audio and/or video recording of your performance.
- You receive two brass passes good for general admission to all Bonerama shows for life. Some restrictions may apply.
- Bonerama will thank you by including your name in the liner notes of their new CD. You will also receive an autographed Boner Donor trombone signed by the band.
- You will receive a confidential and personal phone number to the Boner Donor Bat Phone. Reach out to band members, crew members, staff, or who knows who. Request songs, coordinate your outfit with Bert, or just drunk dial us, the possibilities are endless. Your access to the Boner Donor bat Phone is 24/7.
- Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD.
- Join the band backstage before, during and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- Bonerama will write a song for you, or you may collaborate with the band to compose a song. You will receive a video of the recording session, along with a hand written lyric sheet autographed by the band, suitable for framing. We own it, but you can join on stage us when we collect the Grammy.
- You will receive a live Bonerama concert in your home or designated venue for you and all your friends. We’re bringing home a party when you need it the most. We’ll come to your town to help you party down. They’ll be dancin’ on the ceiling, dancin’ on the floor, people everywhere comin’ through the door, because they know there’s a party goin’ on. Date of show to be based upon Bonerama’s availability and tour schedule. Continental US only, some restrictions apply.
- You or the designated musician of your choice will get the chance to perform a song live on stage with Bonerama at the show of your choice. To prepare for your performance, you will receive a Moontoast/Skype rehearsal session. Also included is an audio and/or video recording of your performance.
- You receive two brass passes good for general admission to all Bonerama shows for life. Some restrictions may apply.
- Bonerama will thank you by including your name in the liner notes of their new CD. You will also receive an autographed Boner Donor trombone signed by the band.
- You will receive a confidential and personal phone number to the Boner Donor Bat Phone. Reach out to band members, crew members, staff, or who knows who. Request songs, coordinate your outfit with Bert, or just drunk dial us, the possibilities are endless. Your access to the Boner Donor bat Phone is 24/7.
- Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD.
- Join the band backstage before, during and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- Big Chief or Zulu Queen Boner Donors will be credited as an Executive Producer in the liner notes and on the outside of the new Bonerama album to be released Spring 2010.
- Bonerama will write a song for you, or you may collaborate with the band to compose a song. You will receive a video of the recording session, along with a hand written lyric sheet autographed by the band, suitable for framing. We own it, but you can join us on stage when we collect the Grammy.
- You will receive a live Bonerama concert in your home or designated venue for you and all your friends. We’re bringing home a party when you need it the most. We’ll come to your town to help you party down. They’ll be dancin’ on the ceiling, dancin’ on the floor, people everywhere comin’ through the door, cause they know there’s a party goin’ on. Date of show to be based upon Bonerama’s availability and tour schedule. Continental US only, some restrictions apply.
- You or the designated musician of your choice will get the chance to perform a song live on stage with Bonerama at the show of your choice. To prepare for your performance, you will receive a Moontoast/Skype rehearsal session. Also included is an audio and/or video recording of your performance. Some restrictions may apply.
- You receive two brass passes good for general admission to all Bonerama shows for life. Some restrictions may apply.
- Bonerama will thank you by including your name in the liner notes of their new CD. You will also receive an autographed Boner Donor trombone signed by the band.
- You will receive a confidential and personal phone number to the Boner Donor Bat Phone. Reach out to band members, crew members, staff or who knows who. Request songs, coordinate your outfit with Bert, or just drunk dial us, the possibilities are endless. Your access to the Boner Donor Bat Phone is 24/7.
- Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD.
- Join the band backstage before, during, and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
- Big Chief or Zulu Queen Boner Donors will be credited as an Executive Producer in the liner notes and on the outside of the new Bonerama album to be released Spring 2010.
- Bonerama will write a song for you, or you may collaborate with the band to compose a song. You will receive a video of the recording session, along with a hand written lyric sheet autographed by the band, suitable for framing. We own it, but you can join us on stage when we collect the Grammy.
- You will receive a live Bonerama concert in your home or designated venue for you and all your friends. We’re bringing home a party when you need it the most. We’ll come to your town to help you party down. They’ll be dancin’ on the ceiling, dancin’ on the floor, people everywhere comin’ through the door, cause they know there’s a party goin’ on. Date of show to be based upon Bonerama’s availability and tour schedule. Continental US only, some restrictions apply.
- You or the designated musician of your choice will get the chance to perform a song live on stage with Bonerama at the show of your choice. To prepare for your performance, you will receive a Moontoast/Skype rehearsal session. Also included is an audio and/or video recording of your performance. Some restrictions may apply.
- You receive two brass passes good for general admission to all Bonerama shows for life. Some restrictions may apply.
- Bonerama will thank you by including your name in the liner notes of their new CD. You will also receive an autographed Boner Donor trombone signed by the band.
- You will receive a confidential and personal phone number to the Boner Donor Bat Phone. Reach out to band members, crew members, staff or who knows who. Request songs, coordinate your outfit with Bert, or just drunk dial us, the possibilities are endless. Your access to the Boner Donor Bat Phone is 24/7.
- Boner Donors at this level receive members-only access to two exclusive web-cast concerts live from the studio during the production of the new CD.
- Join the band backstage before, during, and after the show. You and a friend will receive all access backstage passes to the show of your choice.
- You will receive an autographed copy of the new EP, Hard Times.
- Limited edition Hard Times Hard Drive*.
* We will be offering free refills of the Hard Times Hard Drive at many of our shows. Simply bring your drive to any of our “Boner Donor” marked shows and we will refill it with new Bonerama music.
